4/25/2014 (12:21am) 185,736 notes

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

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identitypollution:

100 mother fuckers can’t tell him nothin’. 

Mini zip-bag pre-orders here.

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Words can break someone into a million pieces, but they can also put them back together.

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yeliw:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

mermaid dogs

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uhohmarty:

Tree that was shaped by strong winds.

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this didn’t happen in the books

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